My wife went to see the pediatrician today because we are expecting our second child in November. There was a black lady and a blonde already sitting in the waiting room as my wife walked in and sat down. The nice black lady looked over at my wife and asked her if she knows the gender of our baby. My wife said she is pretty sure that she'll be having a boy because she was on top when the child was conceived. The black lady then said if that's true then she'll be having a girl because she was on the bottom when she was impregnated. All of the sudden the blonde broke out in tears and hid her face in her hands, Concerned, the other 2 women asked her what was wrong. The blonde sobbed " If what you two are saying is true then I guess I'll be having puppies..... Wahhhh."
(she did the doggy).