Gay Bob goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and says, "Bob, I'm not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS."
Bob is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?"
"Eat 1 sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts,1/2 box of Grape nuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."
Bob asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"
Doc says, "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for.

Not all that funny.... straight people can get aids too, and you can do a better job at taking a shot at homosexuality

Hey no offence meant to anybody. I am the last one who would judge people. I even have good relations with a married homosexual couple. It's just that the idea of eating all that and getting diarrhea seemed funny to me.