Full Version: I have blueballs and garlic breathe....
I think I can attribute 1 because of the other....damn italian food....I'll never get no cooter tonite!
Its better than the diarea that you get from eating chinese food, no?
LMAO!
Try my southwestern chili - you won't get no cooter for a week. 
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