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Streetwise
A guy goes to the U. S. Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service"?

"Yes," he says, "I was in Vietnam for three years."

The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment". The interviewer then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"

The guy says, "Yes 100% . . . a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off."

The interviewer tells the guy, "O. K. I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00am. to 4:00pm. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00am."

The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00am. to 4:00pm, then why do you want me to come in at 10:00am?"

"This is a government job," the interviewer says. "For the first two hours we sit around scratching our balls . . . no point in you coming in for that."
Songi
heh. so true. though i tell yea you don't need to work for the governement to spend two hours scratching your balls. ant i right fellows? eh? somebody? anybody? come on guys back me up here.
Streetwise
So you've got a cushy job like that, have you Songi?
Songi
na its really about multitasking. i got one hand for work and one hand for ball scraching. thats why they pay me the big bucks
dInferno
wish I could do that, used to be I could.

Now I got one hand for work and the other to slap people in the back of the head for not working (scratching their balls). sad.gif
Deepone
I thought you would be happy about seeing ppl doing that ? wink.gif
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