+ General Joke
A beautiful woman is sitting on a train with an empty seat next to her. A
cowboy dressed in a Stetson hat and fancy boots saunters over and says,
"Pardon me, ma'am, do you mind if I sit
here?"

The woman looks up at him and says, "I most certainly do! Cowboys are
disgusting! I hate cowboys! Cowboys are mean, crude, vile, and uncouth!
I'll tell you something else I know about cowboys. Cowboys will screw
*anything!* Cowboys will screw sheep, they'll screw cattle, they'll screw
dogs, they'll screw lizards, they'll screw chickens-"

Suddenly the incredulous cowboy asks,
"*Chickens?!*"



+ Christmas Joke
(they get worse..)

What goes Ho-Thud, Ho-Thud, Ho-Thud?
Santa Claus jumping rope.

i might be tired but i don't get the first one.

if you think about I think you will get it too.. it took a moment for me as well

wow i suck at this. its still escaping me. is it because the cowboy is shocked when she says chickens, meaning he accepts all those other animals? or is he hoping theres chickens around? or surprised and delited at doing a chicken?

Haha, he doesn't mind lizards but chickens are a problem. What a disgusting joke Deep

but hey, you are still laughing for it right ;P

what makes you think chickens are a problem?

Maggietobias