+ Animal Joke
Two gay men were visiting a zoo, when they found themselves at the gorilla
cage. The gorilla was sitting there hugely excited. Unable to contain
himself one of the men reaches in to touch the gorilla's 'delicates'.
As soon as his arm goes into the cage, the gorilla grabs him, and takes
him into the cage...slams him to the floor and screws him senseless. A few
days later in the hospital the boyfriend visits and asks his partner if he
is hurt.....
"Hurt? You bet I'm hurt. He hasn't phoned, he hasn't written..."