A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet pub. She gestured alluringly
to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively
signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she
gently caressed his full beard.

"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both
hands. "Actually, no," he replied.


"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her
hands beyond his beard and into his hair.


"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can
do?"


"Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her
forefinger across his lips and slyly popping a finger into his mouth.


"What should I tell him?" the bartender, flustered, managed to say.


"Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper
towels in the ladies' room."

... eww

Lol, great joke and great Smiley RO!