Things that only sound right on Thanksgiving:

Talk about a huge breast!

Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

That's one terrific spread!

It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

Don't play with your meat.

I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

How long will it take after you stick it in?