A man bought a parrot as a companion and pet because he was lonely, but
the bird he bought already had a very rude and colorful vocabulary. In
fact, the parrot cussed up a storm, was rude and obnoxious, and just
horrible to spend time around. The man did everything he could think of
to try to calm the bird down and change his personality. He played
soft, soothing classical music, used soft lighting, always spoke to the
bird softly and politely, but nothing seemed to work. If anything, the
bird was becoming even more disruptive. One day, in desperation, the
man screamed at the parrot and the parrot screamed back. The man
grabbed the parrot and shook it, and the parrot bit him on the hand. In
a rage, the man opened his freezer and threw the bird inside, thinking
that ought to cool him off a little. The first couple of minutes there
was a great squawking and flapping around inside the freezer, and then
it got deadly quiet. The man felt bad that he's over reacted like that
and worried that perhaps the bird was injured, so he opened the door.
The parrot flew out and perched on his shoulder and said:

"I think I owe you an apology. I've been rude and obnoxious lately and
I do hope you'll forgive me and give me another chance."

The man was surprised and told the parrot he was forgiven.

Then the parrot said, "I do have one question for you, though......

What did the turkey do?"

Hey! My post vanished after a 404 error! Bah.

Great joke! Didn't expect the end