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BreffGell
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Edit by Ratrap: Links removed.
Deepone
I dont want more women.. I have a woman.
I don't need dates, I am living with a woman..
Our sex live does not need improvement
and no, I dont want to get anyone I want - that will only lead into trouble afterwards you know.. wink.gif

anyways, there seems to be something to improve against those damn spammers...
The_Ro
QUOTE(BreffGell @ Nov 28 2006, 08:40 PM)
- Do you want to be noticed and desired by women?


No, I'm gay tongue.gif


QUOTE
- Do you want to get more dates?


No, I like staying at home alone, scratching my balls tongue.gif


QUOTE
- Do you want to improve your sex life ?


No... I get a handjob whenever I want, from mister Righty OR mister Lefty, my choice... How can that be any better? tongue.gif

QUOTE
- Do you want to have all the confidence to get who you want and when you want them?
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No, I think my insecurity is one of my best attributes tongue.gif






(Answers are a lame attempt at being funny, and should not in any way be taken seriusly... C'mon, it's not even funny)

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Deepone
I was able to answer that way as you see above and still stay in truth wink.gif
Ratrap
Funny, the only conversation on this board is with bots. tongue.gif
oleva orava
hahah
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