A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth.

A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet. "Nurse," he mumbles
from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash
your hands and feet"

He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his p**is in
one hand and his testicles in he other hand and takes a close look, and
says, "Sir,

there's nothing wrong with them."

Finally, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies,
"That was very nice young lady, but are... my... test... results...back?

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