"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a
professional. In over twenty years I've never
laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," Bob said, and proceeded to drop his
trousers, revealing the tiniest 'whoo-ha' the
doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been
bigger than the size of a AAA battery.

Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling,
then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to
struggle to his feet and regain his composure.

"I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't
know what came over me. On my honor as a
doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't
happen again. Now, what seems to be the problem?"


"It's swollen,"

ahhahahah thats funny