A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink.
Walking up behind her he says, "Hi there good lookin'. How's
it going?"

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around,
faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, "Listen up,
buddy. I scr3w anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place,
in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up,
sitting down, naked or with clothes on, d1rty, clean ... it
doesn't matter to me, I've been doing it ever since I got out
of college and I just flat-a&& love it."

Eyes now wide with interest, he responds,

"No kidding. I'm a lawyer, too. What firm are you with?

Haha, nice on.

But sooooo true.