Fast Eddie wanted desperately to have s*x with this really cute, really
hot girl in his office.... but she was dating someone else. One day Eddie
got so frustrated that he went to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if
you let me have s&x with you..."

The girl looked at him, then said, "NO." Eddie said, "I'll be real fast.
I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll finish by the
time you've picked it up."

She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her
boyfriend. So she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend
says,"Ask him for $200, pick up the money really fast. He won't even be
able to get his pants down."

She agreed and accepts the proposal. Over half an hour goes by and the
boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45
minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened....?

Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The b&stard had all quarters!

The lesson: Always consider a business proposition in it's entirety before
agreeing to it and getting screwed.

Bwahaha time to go to a party.