I met an older woman at a club last night.

She was OK for 57, we drank a bit, had a bit of a song & she asked if I'd
ever had the sportsman's double, a mother and daughter 3 some?

I said no.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.

I went back to her place.

She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs:

"Mom you still awake?"

Deep you bastard.

Just had a Dentist doing my whole mouth, i didn't see that comming.

Laughing hurts.

hahahaha

that was awesome.

Visualize this....ugh!