HINESE SICK LEAVE -- "I NOT COME WORK TODAY!!!"
> > > >
> > > > Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work
> > today,
> > I
> > > > really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not
> > come
> > > > work."
> > > >
> > > > The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I
> > feel
> > > > like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes
> > everything
> > > > better
> > > > and I can go to work. You try that."
> > > >
> > > > Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and
> > I
> > > feel
> > > > great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."


Its a funny one....

heheheh...not bad unless the guys wife is butt ugly of course...

Ha ha ha! F**k the boss' wife...now that's what I call following advice.

LMAO, i got that one from my grandma.