Last Child Support Payment


Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday...I'm so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those payments!

I called my baby girl to come over to my house, and when she got there, I said to her,

"Baby girl, I want you to take this last check over to your momma's house;you tell her that this is the last check she's ever going to get from me,

then I want you to come back here and tell me the expression she had on her face."

So my baby girl took the check over to her. I was so anxious to hear what the witch had to say and what she looked like.

As my baby girl walked though the door, I said, "Well now ... what did your momma have to say?"



"She told me to tell you that you ain't my daddy."

aaahhh hahahhaha