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TWINE006
I don't know whether to laugh, be ashamed of such lack of knowledge, or feel pity for their souls...

If it's true, that's sad (yet funny at the same time). biggrin.gif
mcelb1200
I've heard of similar cases before. Apparently there was once a couple trying to get pregnant, they had heard of sex, but because they couldn't get pregnant they tried some alternative openings. Anyways, after trying to enter via her urethra both partners were hospitalised. The man for an impacted penis, the woman for a split urethra.

Ouch.
kingato
The truth is that marriage leads to no sex at all.... sad.gif
mcelb1200
That's not what my brother (just married) has said!

Apparently infidelity leads to death
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Infidelity is hazardous

Hamburg - Extra-marital sex can increase your risk of having a heart attack, a British cardiologist has told a congress on sexual health in the German city of Hamburg.
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Unfaithful stroke victims

Two other pieces of research on strokes were presented at the World Stroke Congress, suggesting unusual risk factors for the condition.

Dr Izumi Toyoda, based in Tokyo, suggested that infidelity might leave men prone to the condition - 19 out of 42 people who had suffered strokes during sex were being unfaithful at the time.

And another paper found that the worst snorers also appeared to be at greater risk of strokes - a situation worsened by alcohol consumption.

from http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/1044898.stm

Looks like you're damned if you do, and damned if you don't!
Streetwise
WTF??????? How is this possible???
Messenger
Just plain damn scary that is .... they were waiting for the immaculate conception? ohmy.gif
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