There were 3 men. A lawyer, a doctor and a politician were in the jungle when they were suddenly caught by cannibals. After being tied up and brought to camp, the cannibal chief ordered the 3 men to go and find some fruit, otherwise they would be hunted down and eaten.

So all 3 men departed. The lawyer was the first to return with 10 apples. The chief then ordered the lawyer to shove these up his arse without making a noise, otherwise he will be killed. After the 1st apple, the lawyer groaned and was shot by an arrow.

The doctor was next to return, carrying 10 berries. He was ordered to shove these up his arse as well. After the 9th berry, he bursted out laughing, and was also killed.

Up in heaven, the lawyer asked the doctor: “You were doing good, why did you laugh?” The doctor answered: “I saw the politician coming back carrying pineapples.”

*cringes* Ow...

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