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| spidermanx |
 Jun 12 2004, 02:01 AM
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 Roffles!  Group: Private Member Posts: 347 Joined: 18-March 04 From: So. Cali Member No.: 16  |
One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he
saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass? "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass." "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you" the lawyer said. "But Sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree" "Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also." The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!" "Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered. They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking us all with you." The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place, the grass is almost a foot high. stole this from my CS Clan forum -------------------- |
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| mcelb1200 |
Jun 12 2004, 09:05 AM
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 nFm [ Level 1 ] Group: Full Member Posts: 240 Joined: 29-April 04 From: Melbourne, Australia Member No.: 94 |
I like it! I'll have to make sure I pass that on to my folks!
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| Streetwise |
Jun 12 2004, 02:23 PM
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 Le Papillon Group: Private Member Posts: 1993 Joined: 18-March 04 From: The lowlands Member No.: 12 |
Hahahaha belly-aching funny!
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