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| Streetwise |
 Jun 17 2005, 03:20 PM
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 Le Papillon  Group: Private Member Posts: 1993 Joined: 18-March 04 From: The lowlands Member No.: 12  |
A guy goes to the U. S. Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service"?
"Yes," he says, "I was in Vietnam for three years." The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment". The interviewer then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?" The guy says, "Yes 100% . . . a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off." The interviewer tells the guy, "O. K. I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00am. to 4:00pm. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00am." The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00am. to 4:00pm, then why do you want me to come in at 10:00am?" "This is a government job," the interviewer says. "For the first two hours we sit around scratching our balls . . . no point in you coming in for that." --------------------  |
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| Songi |
Jun 17 2005, 08:58 PM
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 Sensei Group: Moderator Posts: 560 Joined: 18-March 04 Tournaments Won: 1 Member No.: 7 |
heh. so true. though i tell yea you don't need to work for the governement to spend two hours scratching your balls. ant i right fellows? eh? somebody? anybody? come on guys back me up here.
-------------------- Do not run away; let go. Do not seek, for it will come when least expected. - Bruce Lee
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| Streetwise |
Jun 17 2005, 10:03 PM
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Le Papillon Group: Private Member Posts: 1993 Joined: 18-March 04 From: The lowlands Member No.: 12 |
So you've got a cushy job like that, have you Songi?
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| Songi |
Jun 17 2005, 10:37 PM
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Sensei Group: Moderator Posts: 560 Joined: 18-March 04 Tournaments Won: 1 Member No.: 7 |
na its really about multitasking. i got one hand for work and one hand for ball scraching. thats why they pay me the big bucks
-------------------- Do not run away; let go. Do not seek, for it will come when least expected. - Bruce Lee
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| dInferno |
Jun 18 2005, 07:14 AM
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 nFm [ progressor ] Group: Private Member Posts: 190 Joined: 19-March 04 Member No.: 36 |
wish I could do that, used to be I could.
Now I got one hand for work and the other to slap people in the back of the head for not working (scratching their balls). :( |
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| Deepone |
Jun 18 2005, 02:45 PM
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The One Deep Down Group: Private Member Posts: 1137 Joined: 12-May 04 From: Masala / Kirkkonummi / Finland Member No.: 101 |
I thought you would be happy about seeing ppl doing that ? ;)
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