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> + General Jokes, I would run away.. what about you ? :D

Deepone
post May 14 2007, 09:01 PM
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I met an older woman at a club last night.

She was OK for 57, we drank a bit, had a bit of a song & she asked if I'd
ever had the sportsman's double, a mother and daughter 3 some?

I said no.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.

I went back to her place.

She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs:

"Mom you still awake?"


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Ratrap
post May 15 2007, 08:25 AM
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Deep you bastard.

Just had a Dentist doing my whole mouth, i didn't see that comming.

Laughing hurts.


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Awai
post May 15 2007, 08:43 AM
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hahahaha :cheers:


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post May 22 2007, 01:15 AM
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that was awesome.
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post May 26 2007, 04:28 PM
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Visualize this....ugh!


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