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post Jul 25 2004, 02:05 PM
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A skinny little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this huge African American standing next to him. The guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown." The small man faints dead on the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big fellow says: "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guy says, "What exactly did you say to
me?" The big dude says, "I saw the curious look an figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone asks me. 7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 Inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, and my name is Turner Brown."
"Turner Brown?" Thank heavens! I thought you said "TURN AROUND".


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Bdn
post Jul 25 2004, 05:18 PM
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hahah now that's a good one,


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post Jul 26 2004, 03:59 AM
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:lol: :lol: freaking hilarious :lol: :lol:
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post Jul 26 2004, 05:57 AM
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mwahahaha


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... just let me see if I can get that log out of your eye...
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post Jul 26 2004, 11:53 AM
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haha poor little guy
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