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| Streetwise |
 Nov 22 2004, 03:51 PM
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 Le Papillon  Group: Private Member Posts: 1993 Joined: 18-March 04 From: The lowlands Member No.: 12  |
A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?" The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit." The doctor replied, "My point exactly." --------------------  |
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| Pikaporeon |
Nov 22 2004, 10:45 PM
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 Advanced Curveball Champion! ...Then I Defy You, Stars Group: Private Member Posts: 426 Joined: 26-March 04 From: Canadia Member No.: 70 |
-------------------- A British company is developing small computer chips that can store music
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