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Streetwise	Jun 17 2005, 03:20 PM Post #1
Le Papillon Group: Private Member Posts: 1993 Joined: 18-March 04 From: The lowlands Member No.: 12	A guy goes to the U. S. Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service"? "Yes," he says, "I was in Vietnam for three years." The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment". The interviewer then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?" The guy says, "Yes 100% . . . a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off." The interviewer tells the guy, "O. K. I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00am. to 4:00pm. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00am." The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00am. to 4:00pm, then why do you want me to come in at 10:00am?" "This is a government job," the interviewer says. "For the first two hours we sit around scratching our balls . . . no point in you coming in for that." --------------------

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Streetwise	Jun 17 2005, 10:03 PM Post #2
Le Papillon Group: Private Member Posts: 1993 Joined: 18-March 04 From: The lowlands Member No.: 12	So you've got a cushy job like that, have you Songi? --------------------

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Streetwise Government job Jun 17 2005, 03:20 PM

Songi heh. so true. though i tell yea you don't need... Jun 17 2005, 08:58 PM

Streetwise So you've got a cushy job like that, have you ... Jun 17 2005, 10:03 PM

Songi na its really about multitasking. i got one hand f... Jun 17 2005, 10:37 PM

dInferno wish I could do that, used to be I could. Now I g... Jun 18 2005, 07:14 AM

Deepone I thought you would be happy about seeing ppl doin... Jun 18 2005, 02:45 PM

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