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Deepone	Dec 19 2005, 05:05 PM Post #1
The One Deep Down Group: Private Member Posts: 1137 Joined: 12-May 04 From: Masala / Kirkkonummi / Finland Member No.: 101	+ General Joke A beautiful woman is sitting on a train with an empty seat next to her. A cowboy dressed in a Stetson hat and fancy boots saunters over and says, "Pardon me, ma'am, do you mind if I sit here?" The woman looks up at him and says, "I most certainly do! Cowboys are disgusting! I hate cowboys! Cowboys are mean, crude, vile, and uncouth! I'll tell you something else I know about cowboys. Cowboys will screw anything! Cowboys will screw sheep, they'll screw cattle, they'll screw dogs, they'll screw lizards, they'll screw chickens-" Suddenly the incredulous cowboy asks, "Chickens?!" + Christmas Joke (they get worse..) What goes Ho-Thud, Ho-Thud, Ho-Thud? Santa Claus jumping rope. -------------------- This person is best talked to with the help of a computer..

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Songi	Dec 19 2005, 10:51 PM Post #2
Sensei Group: Moderator Posts: 560 Joined: 18-March 04 Member No.: 7	wow i suck at this. its still escaping me. is it because the cowboy is shocked when she says chickens, meaning he accepts all those other animals? or is he hoping theres chickens around? or surprised and delited at doing a chicken? -------------------- Do not run away; let go. Do not seek, for it will come when least expected. - Bruce Lee

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Deepone general & xmas joke Dec 19 2005, 05:05 PM

Songi i might be tired but i don't get the first one... Dec 19 2005, 09:46 PM

Deepone if you think about I think you will get it too.. i... Dec 19 2005, 10:43 PM

Songi wow i suck at this. its still escaping me. is it ... Dec 19 2005, 10:51 PM

Streetwise Haha, he doesn't mind lizards but chickens are... Dec 20 2005, 07:38 AM

Deepone but hey, you are still laughing for it right ;P Dec 20 2005, 10:55 AM

Maggietobias what makes you think chickens are a problem? Magg... Jan 5 2006, 01:05 AM

Deepone propably that ? :P Jan 5 2006, 01:50 PM

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