general & xmas joke
| Deepone |
 Dec 19 2005, 05:05 PM
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The One Deep Down  Group: Private Member Posts: 1137 Joined: 12-May 04 From: Masala / Kirkkonummi / Finland Member No.: 101  |
+ General Joke
A beautiful woman is sitting on a train with an empty seat next to her. A cowboy dressed in a Stetson hat and fancy boots saunters over and says, "Pardon me, ma'am, do you mind if I sit here?" The woman looks up at him and says, "I most certainly do! Cowboys are disgusting! I hate cowboys! Cowboys are mean, crude, vile, and uncouth! I'll tell you something else I know about cowboys. Cowboys will screw *anything!* Cowboys will screw sheep, they'll screw cattle, they'll screw dogs, they'll screw lizards, they'll screw chickens-" Suddenly the incredulous cowboy asks, "*Chickens?!*" + Christmas Joke (they get worse..) What goes Ho-Thud, Ho-Thud, Ho-Thud? Santa Claus jumping rope. -------------------- This person is best talked to with the help of a computer..
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| Deepone |
Jan 5 2006, 01:50 PM
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The One Deep Down Group: Private Member Posts: 1137 Joined: 12-May 04 From: Masala / Kirkkonummi / Finland Member No.: 101 |
propably that ? :P -------------------- This person is best talked to with the help of a computer..
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Deepone general & xmas joke Dec 19 2005, 05:05 PM
Songi i might be tired but i don't get the first one... Dec 19 2005, 09:46 PM Deepone if you think about I think you will get it too.. i... Dec 19 2005, 10:43 PM Songi wow i suck at this. its still escaping me. is it ... Dec 19 2005, 10:51 PM Streetwise Haha, he doesn't mind lizards but chickens are... Dec 20 2005, 07:38 AM Deepone but hey, you are still laughing for it right ;P Dec 20 2005, 10:55 AM Maggietobias what makes you think chickens are a problem?
Magg... Jan 5 2006, 01:05 AM
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