Chinese Sick Leave
| Rubix |
 Mar 18 2004, 11:10 PM
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nFm [ stuck around ]  Group: Beta Member Posts: 17 Joined: 18-March 04 Member No.: 32  |
HINESE SICK LEAVE -- "I NOT COME WORK TODAY!!!"
> > > > > > > > Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work > > today, > > I > > > > really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not > > come > > > > work." > > > > > > > > The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I > > feel > > > > like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes > > everything > > > > better > > > > and I can go to work. You try that." > > > > > > > > Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and > > I > > > feel > > > > great. I be at work soon. You got nice house." Its a funny one.... -------------------- Posted by the one and only
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| Streetwise |
Mar 19 2004, 08:22 PM
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 Le Papillon Group: Private Member Posts: 1993 Joined: 18-March 04 From: The lowlands Member No.: 12 |
Ha ha ha! F**k the boss' wife...now that's what I call following advice.
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Rubix Chinese Sick Leave Mar 18 2004, 11:10 PM
Blue_Muppet :D heheheh...not bad :D unless the guys wife is bu... Mar 19 2004, 07:18 AM
Rubix LMAO, i got that one from my grandma. Mar 20 2004, 09:03 PM |
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