Three men in the jungle, An old old joke
| Streetwise |
 May 19 2004, 06:44 PM
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 Le Papillon  Group: Private Member Posts: 1993 Joined: 18-March 04 From: The lowlands Member No.: 12  |
There were 3 men. A lawyer, a doctor and a politician were in the jungle when they were suddenly caught by cannibals. After being tied up and brought to camp, the cannibal chief ordered the 3 men to go and find some fruit, otherwise they would be hunted down and eaten.
So all 3 men departed. The lawyer was the first to return with 10 apples. The chief then ordered the lawyer to shove these up his arse without making a noise, otherwise he will be killed. After the 1st apple, the lawyer groaned and was shot by an arrow. The doctor was next to return, carrying 10 berries. He was ordered to shove these up his arse as well. After the 9th berry, he bursted out laughing, and was also killed. Up in heaven, the lawyer asked the doctor: “You were doing good, why did you laugh?” The doctor answered: “I saw the politician coming back carrying pineapples.” --------------------  |
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| TWINE006 |
May 19 2004, 07:58 PM
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 Narcissism Incarnate Group: Private Member Posts: 475 Joined: 18-March 04 Member No.: 25 |
*cringes* Ow... :blink: :P
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