lol.... ouch, :(
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| Pikaporeon |
 Nov 25 2004, 11:41 PM
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 Advanced Curveball Champion! ...Then I Defy You, Stars  Group: Private Member Posts: 426 Joined: 26-March 04 From: Canadia Member No.: 70  |
Well, in a series of unlikely events, i finally have a girlfriend....
I got my first kiss last night As it happens, i also got mono from it. :( -------------------- A British company is developing small computer chips that can store music
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| Songi |
Nov 26 2004, 01:23 AM
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 Sensei Group: Moderator Posts: 560 Joined: 18-March 04 Tournaments Won: 1 Member No.: 7 |
hey if your going to get mono, be glad its from a kiss, and not something stupid like sharing drinks or what not. consider it a reminder of your first kiss. hehe
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| Audiyoda |
Nov 26 2004, 02:04 AM
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 Houston, we have a problem... Group: Moderator Posts: 340 Joined: 23-March 04 From: S of Superior-E of Michigan-W of Huron-N of HERE. Member No.: 64 |
Ummmm...mono takes a bit to manifest itself - between 4 to 7 weeks. There's no way you got it overnight.
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| Pikaporeon |
Nov 26 2004, 02:19 AM
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Advanced Curveball Champion! ...Then I Defy You, Stars Group: Private Member Posts: 426 Joined: 26-March 04 From: Canadia Member No.: 70 |
Oh, so im just violently ill :(
there goes the irony. -------------------- A British company is developing small computer chips that can store music
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| Audiyoda |
Nov 26 2004, 03:44 AM
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Houston, we have a problem... Group: Moderator Posts: 340 Joined: 23-March 04 From: S of Superior-E of Michigan-W of Huron-N of HERE. Member No.: 64 |
With mono you don't feel violently ill. Feaver, sore throat, white patches on your throat and swollen neck are the primary physical conditions as well as feeling tired and no hunger. But it's far from violently ill - it's more like a slight flu with a feeling of weakness and no hunger. Don't get me wrong, mono sucks - I had it when I was 15 and it lasted about 4 months.
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| DutchKid |
Nov 29 2004, 08:58 PM
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First lesson learned...love hurts :P
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| Streetwise |
Nov 29 2004, 09:38 PM
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 Le Papillon Group: Private Member Posts: 1993 Joined: 18-March 04 From: The lowlands Member No.: 12 |
So if you didn't get the mono from the girl did you pass it on to her?? Some kiss eh that first one. A trophy you'll cherish the rest of your life.....
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Dec 4 2004, 03:55 PM
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lollerskates! Group: Private Member Posts: 96 Joined: 6-April 04 From: Wichita, KS Member No.: 82 |
join the couple's club. once you have sex, you'll never want to go back to masturbating! :P
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