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Deepone
post Oct 22 2006, 11:40 AM
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Ball Eat Champion! Dwarf on a Wharf Champion! Q Bert 2004 Champion! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Brawl Champion! Western Shooter Champion!

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A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet pub. She gestured alluringly
to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively
signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she
gently caressed his full beard.

"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both
hands. "Actually, no," he replied.


"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her
hands beyond his beard and into his hair.


"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can
do?"


"Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her
forefinger across his lips and slyly popping a finger into his mouth.


"What should I tell him?" the bartender, flustered, managed to say.


"Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper
towels in the ladies' room."


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oleva orava
post Oct 22 2006, 12:22 PM
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Asteroids Champion! Autobahn Champion! Breakout Champion! Celebrity Fight Club Champion! Drake and Josh Air Hockey Champion! El Emigrante Champion! Finger Footy Champion! Metal Arm FAWEGE Champion! Moon Lander Champion! Movie Madness Champion! Shadow The Hedgehog Champion! Simon Champion! Skeet Shoot Champion! Space Invaders Champion! Summer Games Champion! Uniroyal Fun Cup Champion! Virtua Worm Champion! YetiSports 6 BigWave Champion! The Professionals Champion!

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The_Ro
post Oct 22 2006, 07:43 PM
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Assassination Simulator Champion! Bat and Mouse 2 Champion! BlackJack Champion! Bomby Bomy Champion! Hexxagon Champion! Injury Time Champion! Knife Throw 2 Champion! Yetisports 10 - Icicle Climb Champion!

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post Oct 23 2006, 03:41 PM
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Lol, great joke and great Smiley RO!


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post Oct 27 2006, 01:14 PM
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