+ General Joke, lawyer
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+ General Joke, lawyer
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The One Deep Down ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Private Member Posts: 1137 Joined: 12-May 04 From: Masala / Kirkkonummi / Finland Member No.: 101 ![]() |
A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink. Walking up behind her he says, "Hi there good lookin'. How's it going?" Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, "Listen up, buddy. I scr3w anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, d1rty, clean ... it doesn't matter to me, I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just flat-a&& love it." Eyes now wide with interest, he responds, "No kidding. I'm a lawyer, too. What firm are you with? -------------------- This person is best talked to with the help of a computer..
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nFm [ Level 2 ] ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Global Moderator Posts: 395 Joined: 18-March 04 From: Germany Member No.: 21 ![]() |
Haha, nice on.
But sooooo true. -------------------- |
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